69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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