Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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