yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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