I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
