So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just googled if crying burns calories
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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