Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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