he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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