Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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