I feel like abortions should bother me more
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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