My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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