Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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