Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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