Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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