The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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