Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
