she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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