ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
