Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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