love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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