Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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