fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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