I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
COCAINE IS GR8
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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