Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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