where does the pee come out of this thing
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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