I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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