She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
