I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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