just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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