What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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