You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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