well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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