My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
