who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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