So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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