But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what if I'm pregnant?
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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