the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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