lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
it glows. i had to have it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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