She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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