i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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