Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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