Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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