whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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