maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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