hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
