3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I CAN MOONWALK!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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