That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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