I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
