like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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