Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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