escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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