I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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