Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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