at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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