no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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