Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
they call him Oral-B. enough said
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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