Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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