Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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