White coat. Heels.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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